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Yoda Buckingham Blues Polkas On 45 Buy Me A Condo It's Still Billy Joel To Me Midnight Star Shaving Cream* The Brady Bunch Mr. Popeil I Lost On Jeopardy Food Medley Ricky Eat It If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Another One Rides The Bus

* - Sung By Dr. Demento

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Ricky Eat It

Only live performance ever of "Ricky"

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* PLEASE STAND BY * introduction * Al TV Logo * "I Love Rocky Road" - "Weird Al Yankovic * "Once In A Lifetime" - Talking Heads * Al mocks the video * Al TV Lost Weekend Contest * "House of Fun" - Madness * "All of the Good Ones are Taken" - Ian Hunter * "Whenever You're On My Mind" - Marshall Crenshaw * Marshall Crenshaw's acting ability * nutrition break - peanut butter & jelly on white bread * "Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats * Coffee Drinkers of America * "Jeopardy" - Greg Kihn * "Let's Dance" - David Bowie * Fashion Critics * Are you getting Al TV in stereo? * Al News o Mick Jagger's accident o new Duran Duran video o Van Halen plays accordion o The Thriller album * "Love Stinks" - J.Geils Band * "Beat It" - Michael Jackson * the premiere of Michael Jackson's new video * a problem with the new Michael Jackson video * "Shock the Monkey" - Peter Gabriel * Al TV Logo * "Sharp Dressed Man" - ZZ Top * "Owner of a Lonely Heart" - Yes * audition for Yes video * "Eat It" - "Weird Al" Yankovic * "Don't Box Me In" - Stewart Copeland/Andrew Ridgely * "Crumblin' Down" - John Cougar Mellencamp * trouble making the video * remember what Jiminy Cricket says * "Burning Down the One Side" - Robert Plant * Musical Mike's hidden talent * Coffee Drinkers of America * "Run Runaway" - Slade * "Rockit" - Herbie Hancock * cameos in the video * the cool hand * Al News o Us 3 Festival o Barbara Steisand's movie o Elvis Costello's tour * "Undercover of the Night" - Rolling Stones * "Soak It Up" - Barnes and Barnes * Al TV T shirt * "Down Under" - Men at Work * Al TV logo * "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel * "Make Money Not War" - Shinegawa * Al's Mailbag o was Paul McCartney in a band before he was with Michael Jackson? o a drawing of a horse o the Al TV "show us your breasts" contest * "Hell Hole" - Spinal Tap * "Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me" - Oingo Boingo * "One in a Million" - the Romantics * Al On Tour * "I'd Do Anything" - Dead or Alive * the Al TV cameraman * Coffee Drinkers of America * "Blind Vision" - Blancamage * "Running with the Night" - Lionel Ritchie * Al TV Toast & Cheese Whiz * AL News o The Beatles anniversity o Linda Ronstadt's album o Sting's contract * "You Might Think" - The Cars * "Rebel Yell" - Billy Idol * Who's Billy's favourite stooge? * "Satisfaction" - Devo * Al TV logo * "I Want a New Drug" - Huey Lewis & the News * "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" - Cyndi Lauper * Al on Tour * Al TV T shirts * "Wanna Be" - B52's * "Doesn't Really Matter" - Platinum Blonde * "Leave It" - Yes * the One Night Stand contest * "Up the Creek" - Cheap Trick * the Al TV robot * Coffee Drinkers of America * "99 Luft Balloons" - Nena * Harvey the Wonder Hampster * Interview with Boy George * Al News o John Mellencamp's new name o Bill Graham's video warehouse o ZZ Tops shaves their beards * "When the Lady Smiles" - Golden Earing * "Balls to the Wall" - Accept * Paul (Simon) is dead * goodnight * "Ricky" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Introduction/The Brady Bunch Buckingham Blues Polkas on 45 I Lost On Jeopardy Mr. Popeil Bass Solo King of Suede Buy Me A Condo Bob Instrumental Yoda Food Medley: Theme From Rocky XII Flatbush Avenue I Love Rocky Road Spameater Feel Like Throwing Up Avacado Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Take the L Out of Liver Fatter My Bologna Whole Lotta Lunch We Got the Beef Eat It Anouncer Wrap Up

FM Broadcast

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Introduction by local DJ's The Brady Bunch Buckingham Blues Polkas on 45 (with some alternate lyrics) Drum Solo (6 hits) I Lost on Jeopardy Buy Me a Condo Audience Inspiration Song (Kim, Rhonda and Gina) Sound Check Yoda Guitar Solo (Hendrix) Stop Draggin My Car Around Audience Participation Mr Popeil King of Suede Bass Solo (Louie Louie) Midnight Star Still Billy Joel to Me Fabulous Food Medley: Theme from Rocky XIII ~ Flatbush Ave ~ Spameater ~ Feel Like Throwing Up ~Avocado ~ Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut ~ Take the L out of Live ~ Fatter ~ My Bologna ~ Whole Lotta Lunch ~ We Got The Beef Nature Trail to Hell ~ Video: Ricky Eat It If I Could Make Love to a Bottle I Love Rocky Road Another One Rides the Bus

A rare performance of If I Could Make Love to a Bottle "Weird Al" Yankovic: Vocals, Accordion, Keyboards Jim West: Guitar, Banjo, Background Vocals Steve Jay: Bass Guitar, Background Vocals Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz: Drums & Percussion

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(Introduction by Dr. Demento) ~ The Brady Bunch Buckingham Blues Polkas On 45 Yoda (guitar solo) I Lost On Jeopardy (bass solo - "Louie, Louie") Buy Me A Condo (Al's underwear) Midnight Star Stop Draggin' My Car Around (Al takes off his shirt) Audience Inspiration Song (Joan) Mr. Popeil Nature Trail To Hell King Of Suede It's Still Billy Joel To Me Food Medley ~Theme From Rocky XIII ~Fairfax Avenue ~Spameater ~Feel Like Throwin' Up ~Avocado ~Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut ~Take The L Out Of Liver ~Fatter ~My Bologna ~Whole Lotta Lunch ~We Got The Beef (Ricky video clip) Eat It ENCORE: Another One Rides The Bus ENCORE: I Love Rocky Road Lead vocals, accordion, and keyboard: "Weird Al" Yankovic Drums, accordion case: Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz Guitar: Jim West Bass guitar: Steve Jay Backing vocals: Pattie Brooks, Kevin Dorsey, Yvette Marie, Lisa Popeil, and Andrea Robinson Gong: Willie McWilliams Guitar: Gene Block Keyboard: Pat Regan Musical hands: Mike Kiefer

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The Brady Bunch (sound check) Buckingham Blues Polkas On 45 (drum solo) (drum solo reprise) I Lost On Jeopardy Buy Me A Condo (Al's underwear) (guitar solo) Midnight Star (bass solo - "Louie, Louie") Mr. Popeil (audience participation) King Of Suede (comments by local DJs) Lead vocals, accordion: "Weird Al" Yankovic Drums: Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz Guitar: Jim West Bass guitar: Steve Jay

This is a radio broadcast. The Brady Bunch is incomplete. It comes in at the line: "one day when this lady met this fellow". Polkas on 45 has a slight lyrical change: "I'm a slut / I'm a pig tractor."

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The Brady Bunch Buckingham Blues Polkas On 45 Drum Solo I Lost On Jeopardy Buy Me A Condo Al's Underwear Guitar Solo Yoda Tammy Mr. Popeil Bass Solo King Of Suede It's Still Billy Joel To Me Food Medley Theme From Rocky Xiii Flatbush Avenue I Love Rocky Road Spameater Feel Like Throwing Up Avacado Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Take The L Out Of Liver Fatter My Bologna Whole Lotta Lunch We Got The Beef Eat It Tammy (Reprise) Another One Rides The Bus

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Total Time: 3:28:00 * PLEASE STAND BY * introduction * Al TV Logo * "Eat It" - "Weird Al" Yankovic * "Lucky Number" - Lene Lovich * Al TV Lost Weekend Contest (Joe Earley) * Al TV Party House Contest * "Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo * "Dog Police" - Dog Police * "I Don't Remember" - Peter Gabriel * Nutrition Break - Marshmallows & Ketchup on Rye Bread * "If I Had You Back" - The Rubinoos * Al TV Logo * "We're Not Gonna Take It" - Twisted Sister * are you getting Al TV in quadraphonic? * "Slow An' Easy" - Whitesnake * Al mocks the video * Al TV News o Bruce Springsteen's 3 new albums o Julio Inglecas & Ozzy Osborne's single o The Jacksons Victory Tour o Don King's royalty suit o State of Shock premiere * "Calling All Girls" - Hilly Michaels * Robert H. Fergueson endores Al TV * "Panama" - Van Halen * Al points himself out in the video * Al premieres the State of Shock video * "State of Shock" - Harvey Leeds * "American Worker" - The Bus Boys * Al TV logo * "Adventures in Succcess" - Will Powers * "Eyes Without a Face" - Billy Idol * Al TV Music Video Awards Nominees o Most innovative use of percussion o Worst breath by a video artist o Most unusual way to set off fireworks o Most versatile performer * "Music Time" - Styx * "Rappin' Rodney" - Rodney Dangerfield * "Legs" - Z Z Top * Excessive violence in rock videos * Al TV Basement Tapes competition * "Wrong Heartbeat" - Richard Thompson * Sky High Solar Radio Skullplate * Joel's Bongo impressions * Al TV logo * "Predictable" - The Kinks * "Stay The Night" - Chicago (with mocking by Al & Robert H. Fergueson) * How to make a good impression during a job interview * Al TV News - Rock Video Olympics o guitar throwing competiton o 30 meter crawling event o clothes tearing competition o clumsey competition o long-distance stone toss o weight-lifting competition o high-jump competition o high-diver competition o underwater singing category o cross-country chicken crushing event * "I Love L.A." - Randy Newman * Roxanne endorses Al TV * "She Bop" - Cyndi Lauper * Al watches The Flintstones * Al TV Tshirts * "Cool Places" - Sparks & Jane Wiedlin * Al TV Logo * "Shopping from A to Z" - Toni Basil * "Footloose" - Kenny Loggins * Al's Mailbag o Name the Jacksons trivia winner o Figure out what any of the Duran Duran videos mean trivia contest o chili o Dear Penthouse Forum.... * "Hyperactive" - Thomas Dolby * "The Curly Shuffle" - Jump 'N the Saddle Band * "Pressure" - Billy Joel * Al mocks the video * Al on tour o Sept 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 NEW YORK, NY Lincoln Center o Sept 21 BILLINGS, MT Rotary Club Luncheon o Sept 22 & 23 BOISE, ID Fast Don's Bowl-A-Rama o Sept 28 ST. LOUIS, MO Mean Uncle Leroy's Spam Closet o Sept 31 & 32 MINNEAPOLIS, MN Pup 'n' Taco No. 5 o Oct 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 NEW YORK, NY Radio City Music Hall * "G.O." - The Seirens * Sky High Combination Sweatband & Solar Blender * Al TV Logo * "Belly of the Whale" - Burning Sensations * "Clink! Clink! Another Drink" - Spike Jones And His City Slickers * Al TV watermelon logo * Al TV News o Jackson Family Victory Tour o Don King's End of the World Concert o Slayed's Spelling Book o Jerry Lewis Feaver o Jeff Beck plays accordian * "Legal Tender" - The B-52's * Zorbak the robot * "Beast of Burden" - Bette Midler * Mick Jagger's Secret Talent * "Reunited" - Greg Kihn * Al TV logo * "Shoop Shoop Didley Wop" - Monte Video * "Bad To The Bone" - George Thorogood & The Destroyers * Al On Tour o Nov 2, 3, 5 LOS ANGLES, CA Memorial Coliseum o Nov 7 PORTLAND, OR Lucky Eddie's Racquetball Court & Oriental Massage Parlor o Nov 8 & 9 SEATTLE, WA Dirty Harry's House of Pancakes o Nov 10 & 11 STEVE'S HOUSE o Nov 13 ORLANDO, FL Bob & Ednas Quiche Emporium o Nov 14 ARIZONA Grand Canyon * Al TV Tshirts * "I Know What Boys Like" - The Waitresses * "Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen" - Robin Williams * "When Doves Cry" - Prince and the Revolution (with Al mocking) * The Al TV One Night Stand Contest Winner (with Bermuda Schwartz on the drums) * "Twisting By The Pool" - Dire Straits * Sky High Solar Powered Portable Sensory Deprivation Tank * Al TV logo * "Jocko Homo" - DEVO * Al endorses DEVO * Harvey the Wonder Hampster flies * Interview with Adam Ant * Al TV Music Video Awards o best special effects o most expressive hand gestures o most suttle use of symbolism in a rock video o best use of a tidal wave in live concert footage o most innovative use of silverware o best cameo appearance by a jet airliner o scariest moment in a video * "Wings of a Dove (A Celebrity Song)" - Madness * Mr. Fergueson endorses Al TV * "Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker, Jr. (with Al singing) * were the great songs of Rock & Roll written by ancient astronauts? * Goodbye with Harvey * "I Lost on Jeopardy" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

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All of the music videos he wants to watch

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